Round Up of Favorite Marquee Statements

I know you read them, and sometimes you laugh, maybe weep. I would like to come up with a working list of the best church marquee statements (good, bad, and ugly) and have a compilation just for fun. I will start. I have seen this one on a couple of church marquees: Try Jesus. If you don't like him, the world will always take you back. (I didn't know that Jesus was a taste-test or brand name. I am learning something new everyday.) Your turn.