That's Just Too Cruel

As I mentioned earlier last week, I will be leaving today for Georgia with a couple of friends to help out our good friend Brad Hughes in the last days of his congressional campaign. I am not sure whether I will be able to blog in GA given that I do not have a personal computer accessible at this time, but I will inform you on how things turn out. My good friend Dan was kind enough to allow me to borrow his camera gear, so I will be able (Lord willing) to capture the whole deal. In the meantime, I thought I'd share with you how much my friends think of me. This is an email correspondence between the pilot flying us and James, one of my friends who I will try to witness to on the airplane.

I think at this point the only information that I need from you is the weight of each of the passengers. We will be approaching capacity with four of us guys on-board, so I need to encourage you to please pack as lightly as possible -- please spread the word. Also, I would like to know if anyone in the group has a particular fear of flying, or any other special considerations that I should be aware of ahead of time. I'm looking forward to the trip... it will be a great time. Pray the Lord would give us clear skies. Thanks, Robert

To which James replied thus:

Hey Robert, I was going to ask if I could bring my bowling ball collection- I've been meaning to show Brad for quite a while. But since we've a weight limit I'll wait til next time... I'm pretty sure that all three of the guys are right about 180 lbs. And I don't think any of us have a fear of flying besides Timmy. But he usually just wears a depends undergarment and he is fine. James

Now that puts a new twist on Provocative Panties - the name given to my blog by friends at school. James will not get away with this.