For Scott: My Church Sign Nominations

Being in Alabama for the past 24 hours has been particularly fruitful for me, in particular finding my nominations for Scott Slayton's "Bad Church Sign of the Week." Scott has an amazing list of great signs, all I assume from Alabama (or at least the South). Anyway, here's my two for this week: 1. "Life is hard. The afterlife is harder." 2. "God's retirement plan is out this world!"